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Genetos | Gamers With Jobs

Genetos | Gamers With Jobs: "Why You Should Check This Out: Genetos is a history of the shoot 'em up genre, in game form. You move from a primitive Atari-level Space Invaders-like ship and enemies into more modern incarnations as you complete more of the game. Your ship, the level, the enemies and even the gameplay morph along with the history of the shoot 'em up genre. It's a trip down memory lane–and a fun, challenging shoot 'em up"

Oh.... she is up stairs getting ready for the party.....

DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas , and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay , but don’t go in that field over there," as he points out the location. The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? " The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull... With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs..... " Your badge. Show him your BADGE ! "

That thing can sing scat

YTMND - scat-diving

Magic Trick

Water Ceiling Prank - CollegeHumor video

Whithout a Doubt the Most Expensive Thing You Will Ever Eat!

Rare Photos of Famous People (125 pics)

Rare Photos of Famous People (125 pics) » AcidCow.com - videos, pictures, celebs, flash games

Black and WTF

Black and WTF
A lot of old B&W pics.

I told you those Japs are WIERD!

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Two Dimensional Audio Mixer

Hey Ol' Jed went hunting again..and wait till you see the rack on this one!

Next week we are going fishing can't wait for that!

Arcade Shooting MMORPG - Valkyrie Sky

We’re in trouble...
The population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.

And there you are,

Sitting on your ass,

At your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.

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I said she was smoking hot! (just click each pic for more)

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Demonoid.com - Backyard Food Production

Demonoid.com - Backyard Food Production: "Not long ago humans fed themselves, provided for their on needs and were largely self sufficient. They knew how to feed themselves, how to take care of animals, what to plant and what to do when something went wrong. Our new DVD, “Food Production Systems for a Backyard or Small Farm” is your guide to recapturing that lost knowledge."

TORRENT Size: 1.27 GB

25 Funny Tombstones

100 Amazing Futuristic Design Concepts We Wish Were Real

100 Amazing Futuristic Design Concepts We Wish Were Real | Webdesigner Depot

Best Firewall? WOMEN!

1. One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
3. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
4. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
5. This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Тerabyte/sec

This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!

The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!

Top notch self-shot compilation (217 images) just keep clicking

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Hotel Chat

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he was dressed as a big fuckin devil
like, HUGE costume
8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head
at some anime con in california
they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the same hotel
he's riding the elevator down to the con space
doors open, little old baptist woman standing there
he just says "Going Down" in his best evil voice

Pilot Dies - Passenger Flies Plane

LiveLeak.com - Pilot Dies - Passenger Flies Plane: "April 15, 2009 - This is the full audio and radar video of this event -

In what can only be called a miracle, several air traffic controllers in Southern Florida helped in trying to guide a twin engine plane to a landing after its pilot died. A passenger had to fly the aircraft all during a heavy traffic push due to the holiday"

Optical Trapping and the Momentum of Light @ JWC.blog

Optical Trapping and the Momentum of Light @ JWC.blog: "Recently, there have been a few posts on LaserPointerForums with regards to a curious little experiment. A laser is focused as close to the aperture as possible and is pointed straight up at the ceiling. Then, a piece of very soft black plastic or felt marker tip is burned. With some luck, a small particle will burn off, and then seem to float in mid-air. In fact, it looks something like this:"

Tiny House Design , Archive » How to build a Tumbleweed Tiny House

A little old Jewish man was walking down the street one afternoon, when he saw a woman with perfect breasts.

He said to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?"

"Are you nuts?!" she replied, and kept walking away.

He turned around, ran around the block and got to the corner before she did. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asked again.

"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"

So the little old Jewish man ran around the next block and faced her again, "Would you let me bite your breasts - just once - for $10,000 dollars?!"

She thought about it for a while and said, "Hmmmmm, $10,000 dollars...; Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."

So they went into the alley, where she took off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he saw them, he grabbed them and started caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them - but not biting them.

The woman finally got annoyed and asked, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?"

"Nah," said the little old Jewish man ... "Costs too much!”